So, you’ve packed your bags, brushed up on “Guten Tag” and you’re ready to conquer Germany. Wunderbar! But before you stride confidently into a beer hall or board a train, let’s talk about what not to do. Germany is brilliant, but it’s also full of rules, traditions and cultural norms that could trip up even the savviest traveller. So grab your notebook, a pretzel and let’s make sure you don’t become that clueless tourist everyone’s rolling their eyes at.
1. Don’t Jaywalk — Seriously, Just Don’t
🚦 Germany takes pedestrian crossings very seriously.
Crossing the street on a red light is a surefire way to get stern looks from locals — and maybe even a lecture from a pensioner with a shopping trolley.
💡 Tip: Wait patiently for the green man, even if the street’s emptier than a Monday morning beer hall.
2. Don’t Be Late — Germans Hate It
⏰ Punctuality is practically a national religion.
Being even five minutes late is a social faux pas. Germans would rather arrive 15 minutes early than risk a tardy entrance.
💡 Tip: If you think you’re running late, sprint. Or at least send a message apologising profusely.
3. Don’t Assume Everyone Speaks English
🗣️ While many Germans do, it’s polite to at least ask.
Barging in with a “Hi, do you have this in a size medium?” can come off as rude. A little German — even just “Sprechen Sie Englisch?” — will work wonders.
💡 Tip: Start in German, even if it’s just a greeting, then politely switch. Locals appreciate the effort.
4. Don’t Mention the War (Or Make Nazi Jokes)
💣 It’s not funny and it’s definitely not okay.
Jokes or casual references to WWII or Hitler will land like a lead balloon and can even get you into legal trouble.
💡 Tip: If you’re not sure whether it’s appropriate, it probably isn’t. Stick to safer topics like beer, football or the weather.
5. Don’t Be Too Loud in Public
📣 Germans value a bit of quiet, especially on trains and in restaurants.
No one wants to hear your holiday plans shouted across the train carriage.
💡 Tip: Keep your voice at a polite, conversational level. You’ll fit right in.
6. Don’t Expect Free Water at Restaurants
💧 Ordering tap water is unusual and often frowned upon.
If you ask for water, you’ll usually get sparkling (unless you specify “still”). And yes, you’ll have to pay for it.
💡 Tip: Embrace the bubbles or at least ask nicely for “Leitungswasser” — but don’t be surprised if they look at you like you just asked for free caviar.
7. Don’t Put Your Feet on the Seat (Especially on Public Transport)
🚂 It’s rude and definitely not done.
Germans like their spaces tidy and putting your feet up is seen as disrespectful.
💡 Tip: Keep your feet firmly on the floor and avoid spreading out like you own the place.
8. Don’t Skip the Rules — They’re Not Suggestions
⚖️ Whether it’s recycling, waiting your turn or sticking to bike lanes, rules matter in Germany.
Ignoring them isn’t cool — it’s considered inconsiderate and sometimes even illegal.
💡 Tip: Observe, follow and, when in doubt, ask. Germans are usually happy to explain the rules — with enthusiasm.
9. Don’t Forget to Say “Hallo” and “Tschüss”
👋 Greetings and goodbyes are a big deal.
Walking into a shop or a small café without greeting the staff is a social no-no.
💡 Tip: Say “Hallo!” when you arrive and “Tschüss!” or “Auf Wiedersehen!” when you leave. It’s polite and very German.
10. Don’t Assume Beer Is Always Cheap
🍺 Sure, Germany is famous for beer, but prices can vary wildly.
Especially in touristy spots, that frothy half-litre can cost more than your lunch.
💡 Tip: Check the price before ordering — and savour every sip like a local.
✨ Final Denkpause (Think Break):
Germany is a marvellous place — efficient orderly and brimming with history, culture and charm. Avoiding these ten tourist faux pas will make your trip smoother, your encounters friendlier and your photos a lot more smiley.
So, whether you’re toasting in a beer hall or wandering the Black Forest, remember to mind the red man, keep your feet down and — above all — embrace the German way. Prost to a brilliant adventure! 🍻
